When a man called Felix sucks and licks your ass after you took a big dump. It fells like you get fucked in the ass, but you dont. The most important thing during dirty Felix is to listen to the Mia Khalifa song, Because Felix likes it!
by bigdump April 26, 2020
A man and a woman are in the doggy style position, and another girl is then behind the man and figering his ass. While this is going on, they all simotaniously start peeing and pooing to the mark of a previously agreed apown word, which someone says. usually the word is 'Felix,' but it can be anything really. Also, usually the person who is picked to say the word to commence the pooing and peeing, they usually say it at a comprimising time, when at least one person will be pooed on or peed on. After the shitting, they continue on have sex.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
by cattle man August 25, 2021
A dirty Felix is the act of masturbating in the mouth of a cat-dog hybrid while smoking copious amounts of weed, sometimes while performing a dirty Felix you will look at donkey pxrn.
Friend 1: Bro my boy Felix performed the dirtiest of Felix's yesterday, then I sucked him off
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix
by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad January 9, 2022