1 definition by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad
A dirty Felix is the act of masturbating in the mouth of a cat-dog hybrid while smoking copious amounts of weed, sometimes while performing a dirty Felix you will look at donkey pxrn.
Friend 1: Bro my boy Felix performed the dirtiest of Felix's yesterday, then I sucked him off
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix
by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad January 9, 2022