dirty cyrus

When you take the nail of your big toe then cram it down your urethra

Hey dude I gave myself the dirty Cyrus because my penis made me mad

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dirty crush

Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.

"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."

dirty crush by ZDP June 19, 2006

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A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.

Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.

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When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

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