A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.
I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?
by Spiritualist January 15, 2020
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When you pull down your pants and moon somebody, while you
reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
Hey man, lets go dirty turkey those people when we drive by.
by street driver March 8, 2006
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Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.
Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.
by Bhaddie..tbh May 27, 2020
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When you stick your cock up a girls arse, then slap her in the face with it leaving poo on her face. Pretty much a mix between a Dirty Sanchez and a Turkey Slap.
Im so gonna give Suzie a Dirty Turkey on the weekend
by Bacon lips October 19, 2011
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When a female is being double penetrated while jacking off two more cocks with her hands at her sides, as well as deepthroating a cock while making a gobble gobble sound.
Jenna couldn’t walk upright after a long night of doing the dirty turkey.
by University of College February 18, 2019
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When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.
hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.
by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018
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When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.
Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.

Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.
by MGD123 June 10, 2009
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