dirtstache 

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.

Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

dirtstache by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007

Dirtsack 

A person who owns more knives than years they have been alive, enjoys waving their fingers in the air while intoxicated, and is more proficient in knowledge and skill in any number of hillbilly weapons. This type of a person will quickly express his "abilities" for any activity if given the chance, and is better at anything than you are.

Me: Did you see that guy drive out of that police take down maneuver at 100mph!?!

Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.

Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.

Dirtsack by Kevin Ruda July 20, 2008

DirtSearch 

The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.

DirtSearch.org

Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"

Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"

DirtSearch by selvol December 19, 2012

dirty+sanchez 

A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.

That bitch was so skanky, she didnt even mind that I gave her a dirty snachez!

dirty+sanchez by BryanO July 17, 2003

dirtysanchez 

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.

My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.

dirtysanchez by Pete March 20, 2003

dirty+sanchez 

a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and then smear the remaining feces onto your partners upper lip, like a mustache.

I tapped some freaky booty last night, she was so freaky she wanted me to give her the dirty sanchez.

dirty+sanchez by alex August 20, 2004

dirtsauce 

Something that is above-average in quality. Can be used as a comparison to weaksauce which is the exact opposite of dirtsauce.

1. "Dude, I just spent $400,000 dollars on my new car."
"Yeah, I know. The interior is dirtsauce."

2. "I was playing Halo 3 last night and I got 25 headshots in a row. So I screamed dirtsauce and woke up my mom. Now I don't have xbox for a week."
"Weaksauce."

dirtsauce by Señor Fernandes September 1, 2009