dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive

Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!

dindonuffin by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

Dodongos 

Creatures that Link can't wait to bomb. It should be noted that they dislike smoke.

Link: I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos

Dodongos by Memetic Man July 23, 2010

dildon't 

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

dildon't by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildoni 

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008