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A dinosaur is an old man, made famous by Ke$ha's song. He frequently hits on younger women, some as young as 12. He can be anyone from a middle school math or science teacher to already retired at "an old folk's home." They slick back their hair, charge into a bar, and offer to buy a girl a martini, olive and everything. They are sure to be a creeper- don't listen to anything they say-even if they have a sexy tank of oxygen! A cougar is the equivalent of this, but the female type. Dinosaurs are more common.
Did you see that dinosaur hit on me?

Totz. It was awksock.

Beetfeet. Let's go....
by YO, Yo-yo!No yo yo, yo! November 06, 2012
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The greatest, most diverse and successful class of land vertibrates ever, believed to have originated sometime in the Triassic about 240 million years ago, and disappearing around 65 million years ago. Gods among animals, and awesome testaments to the power of creation (or evolution, if your must insist that these words be mutually exclusive) they were physiologically superior to mammals and gave rise to birds.

Often our society shows a disinterest with the phenomena of the dinosauria, approaching paleontology with a "they're dead, who cares" attitude. They are also ridiculed for having "died out" when they in fact persisted a period of something like 160 million years--more than 40 times longer than the time elapsed since the earliest human anscestors appeared. Even the word "dinosaur" has a deprecative connotation, implying something that is outdated or obsolete.

Stop for a moment to consider that these animals did, in fact exist, and are not the chimeras of children. This writer would maintain, however, that anyone holding the view that an interest in dinosaurs is nerdy and childish deserves to have his or head bitten off by a Charcharodontosaurus.
Lots of kids my age got hooked on dinosaurs for a while--it was a childhood disease, like mumps or chicken pox, and if left alone, most kids recovered and then had a lifetime immunity to dinosaurmania. But I was that rare exception, a terminal, chronic case.-- Robert T. Bakker, "The Dinosaur Heresies"
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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Really big bloody reptile thing that used to live a long long time ago and they ate eachother and said "rawr!". Sometimes there were boring dinosaurs that were small and/or ate plants because they sucked. However some of them could fly and stuff, which was awesome. They also said "rawr".
Dinosaur 1: "I am going to eat you all up! Rawr!"
Dinosaur 2: "Oh no!"
by Mr Fantastic June 05, 2005
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Ancient creatures that died out because you touch yourself at night.
Peter: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Museum Curator: "Because you touch yourself at night."
by Sunrise Hinode April 25, 2006
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The term dinosaur refers to a band or belt that one would use to make their veins more visible when injecting something.(herion)
Lying in my plasic bed
thinkin how things weren't so cool to me
My baby likes to shoot pool
I like lying naked in my bedroom
Tying on the dinosaur
tonight it used to be so cool
by stephen May 30, 2004
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most awsome anmal that ever lived
t-rex dinosaur
by tim sander August 15, 2008
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The newest thing for all the scene kids to like.
"I'm Alex-souras Rex! Let's go use our fake dinosaur names, go see a show, make fun of everyone there, and dye our hair even more black! SC3N3 KiDS UNiT3!"
by KarenRotten October 30, 2005
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The best animal known to man kind they are not extinct like many think they are just in the witness protection program much love for these fantastic animals=]
I will be a dinosaur for halloween forever and ever until i die becuase dinosaurs are awsome=]
by freada August 15, 2007
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