The act of giving or receiving a Hand-Job during a dinner out or at very least with others present. The act is secretive in nature, but can be exciting for others if a loud, 'BRAVO!!!' is shouted by the receivee along with a bow from the giver.
"Last night I got a Dinner and a Show from Lacy while we ate with her parents. Her parents became a little suspicious during the second encore"
A sex position where you lay on your back and lift your lower half into the air and bend until both your knees are next to your head on the bed. Next, you get fucked and you watch yourself get fucked and that’s the show and then he nuts in you and it oozes out of your ass, down your taint and balls, and then into your mouth! Dinner and a Show!
“Did you and he...?”
“Oh yeah! We went to dinner and a show!”
“I thought you were walking funny.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!