When you haven't had a five hour energy, and you find it hard to stay awake.
Alternatively: an excuse in a boring situation, when you just don't want to be there.
Boss: Johnson, wake up!
Johnson: So sorry, I got that 2:30 feeling
when you are in a public restroom, and the person next to you makes a lot of noise e.g. farting, grunting etc.
person a: uggggg poot
person b: ooh, dinner and a show
An extremely bad driver,or a retard of the road. Can be a steriotype, such as an old person, but not always.
Man , that streetard cut me off back there.
the act of confessing that one is emo
1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class
2: so, he's emo, then!
the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!