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ham dinner

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.
ham dinner by tenesmus October 11, 2014

dinnefast 

The meal eaten at midnight after you sneak downstairs. Half way between dinner and breakfast.
Man: I am starving this morning.
Woman: Me, not so much. Had a pretty big dinnefast.
dinnefast by Vyolet January 5, 2009

TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

default dinner

The what to eat decision made for evening meal, usually when out of food.
Damn, the folks are coming over...mac n cheese default dinner? Maybe with hot dog chunks?

Nothing to eat kids. Can smell Jim's grill, though. Sneak over for default dinner.
default dinner by msdee January 5, 2017

Dinner Bell pussy 

A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.
The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.
Dinner Bell pussy by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

friday night dinner 

Adam: have you seen Friday Night Dinner?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?