A very small, disappointing poop. Often times, you think it will be bigger, but you realize it is tiny.
I had to poop today, but it was just a dink.
by Poop202 February 27, 2012
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Local slang in Vermont. A stupid person, a jerk, an a-hole. A general putdown of one's abilities.
by neil May 26, 2004
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Racial slur used in the movies Apocalypse Now and Platoon to refer to the North Vietnamese.
We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.
by Danny Valentine December 8, 2010
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(The provision of) a lift on a bicycle ridden by another.

The passenger may sit on the handlebars, the crossbar, or even behind the rider on their seat (with the cyclist standing on the pedals instead).
After visiting the milk bar to buy some lollies, John asked Aaron for a dink on his bike. Jumping on the handlebars, they coasted down the hill with ease.

Get on, I'll dink you.

Can I have a dink?
by telek August 4, 2010
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to own someone, especially in a sport or game
if you beat the person you are competing with, you dinked them (appropriate jeer: GET DINKED ON.)

see: dunked on
"get dinked on! that noob just beat you!"
by nomnomnombxtches November 28, 2011
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Another colorful slang term for penis
Shut your face, or I'm going to kick you square in the DINK
by AT August 4, 2003
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1) noun. A penis; a phallus; the male sexual organ. Used informally, often talking with children, more slangy than clinical, implying familiarity with less vulgarity than "cock." A more dignified reference than "pecker" or "dick."

2) verb. To engage in coitus as a male; a slangy term meaning to copulate; not nearly as crude as "fuck" but with an equivalent indication; to screw; to inseminate, to shag.

3) verb. To pursue a non-serious activity; to fritter time away unproductively.
1a) Slow down, boy, don't get your dink in a knot!
1b) My ignorant parents snipped my dink when I was born. DAMN!
1c) The locker room boys surreptitiously gauged each others' dinks as they showered nonchallantly.
1d) I swear, my dink has a mind of its own, and wants to rage at the most inconvenient times.

2a) Hey, are you gonna dink me or not? Other customers are waiting.
2b) It took me until Christmas, but I finally dinked every girl in my homeroom. No trophy, but a lot of fun.
2c) Man, what a mean looking dink rash... you ain't dinking anybody with those sores.
2d) Lonely? Believe it! I've been dinking my sock since she moved out on me.

3a) Yeah, come on over... we'll dink around until the game starts on the TV.
3b) This computer program is junk, and I'm tired of dinking with it.
3c) I told the salesman I didn't appreciate his trying to dink me.
3d) Sadly, I dinked for two years in liberal arts until I transferred into business courses.
by Fatlips February 15, 2020
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