6 definitions by Fatlips
1) noun. A penis; a phallus; the male sexual organ. Used informally, often talking with children, more slangy than clinical, implying familiarity with less vulgarity than "cock." A more dignified reference than "pecker" or "dick."
2) verb. To engage in coitus as a male; a slangy term meaning to copulate; not nearly as crude as "fuck" but with an equivalent indication; to screw; to inseminate, to shag.
3) verb. To pursue a non-serious activity; to fritter time away unproductively.
2) verb. To engage in coitus as a male; a slangy term meaning to copulate; not nearly as crude as "fuck" but with an equivalent indication; to screw; to inseminate, to shag.
3) verb. To pursue a non-serious activity; to fritter time away unproductively.
1a) Slow down, boy, don't get your dink in a knot!
1b) My ignorant parents snipped my dink when I was born. DAMN!
1c) The locker room boys surreptitiously gauged each others' dinks as they showered nonchallantly.
1d) I swear, my dink has a mind of its own, and wants to rage at the most inconvenient times.
2a) Hey, are you gonna dink me or not? Other customers are waiting.
2b) It took me until Christmas, but I finally dinked every girl in my homeroom. No trophy, but a lot of fun.
2c) Man, what a mean looking dink rash... you ain't dinking anybody with those sores.
2d) Lonely? Believe it! I've been dinking my sock since she moved out on me.
3a) Yeah, come on over... we'll dink around until the game starts on the TV.
3b) This computer program is junk, and I'm tired of dinking with it.
3c) I told the salesman I didn't appreciate his trying to dink me.
3d) Sadly, I dinked for two years in liberal arts until I transferred into business courses.
1b) My ignorant parents snipped my dink when I was born. DAMN!
1c) The locker room boys surreptitiously gauged each others' dinks as they showered nonchallantly.
1d) I swear, my dink has a mind of its own, and wants to rage at the most inconvenient times.
2a) Hey, are you gonna dink me or not? Other customers are waiting.
2b) It took me until Christmas, but I finally dinked every girl in my homeroom. No trophy, but a lot of fun.
2c) Man, what a mean looking dink rash... you ain't dinking anybody with those sores.
2d) Lonely? Believe it! I've been dinking my sock since she moved out on me.
3a) Yeah, come on over... we'll dink around until the game starts on the TV.
3b) This computer program is junk, and I'm tired of dinking with it.
3c) I told the salesman I didn't appreciate his trying to dink me.
3d) Sadly, I dinked for two years in liberal arts until I transferred into business courses.
by Fatlips February 15, 2020
Yellow Bomb: a gallon size plastic jug, such as once contained milk or water, now used as a urinal by truckers and other vehicle drivers and passengers to avoid travel delays at conventional rest stops. Yellow bombs can be utilized by men and boys with just a single hand to manipulate a penile insertion into the neck of the container. Women and girls can accomplish the same final outcome, but may require some practice to acquire the skill necessary to avoid spillage or overspray, may require two hands to simultaneously hold up the container and hold back garments, and may require a funnel like appliance (commercially available) to direct their stream. Very young children typically need a more mature helper to hold the yellow bomb in the appropriate position in relation to the relevant genitalia. As the container becomes filled with urine, it takes on the yellowish appearance of its contents. As the filled container is thrown out of a moving vehicle, it may explode upon impact with the roadside. This likely explains the origin of the name, yellow bomb. The more environmentally conscious users of yellow bombs do not discard them at roadside; rather, they empty the contents onto mother earth and recycle or continue to use the container.
1) "Daddy, I can't pinch it anymore; I've GOT to GO!" "OK, Son, just grab the yellow bomb out of the back seat and let it flow."
2) "Damn it! I was walkin' down the highway, mindin' my own freakin' business, and some asshole truck driver pitched his yellow bomb out his window. It burst right in front of me and gave me a smelly golden shower. YUCK!"
3) "Sorry, Honey, but our maladroit little daughter just spilled the yellow bomb all over our back seat."
2) "Damn it! I was walkin' down the highway, mindin' my own freakin' business, and some asshole truck driver pitched his yellow bomb out his window. It burst right in front of me and gave me a smelly golden shower. YUCK!"
3) "Sorry, Honey, but our maladroit little daughter just spilled the yellow bomb all over our back seat."
by Fatlips August 11, 2016
1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
by Fatlips February 15, 2020
adjective, (literally) "shit eating"
1. Pertaining to voluntary ingestion of excrement, either for sexual excitement or self-effacement.
2. Describing something with a guilty, shameful, or otherwise disgracing association or connotation.
1. Pertaining to voluntary ingestion of excrement, either for sexual excitement or self-effacement.
2. Describing something with a guilty, shameful, or otherwise disgracing association or connotation.
1a) After several sessions of water sports, the gay couple began exploring coprophagic activities including deep rimming and anal sucking.
1b) "Did you enjoy the coprophagic humor in 'The Help' when a discharged domestic worker in the book/movie prepared a pie from her own fecal excretions and fed it to her former employer?"
2a) When the wife returned home unexpectedly finding her husband lustily pumping his seed into the family's pet collie, all he could do was look back sheepishly with a coprophagic grin.
2b) Considering their winless season, their failure to score in several games, and their seemingly indifferent playing style, even the coach began badmouthing his own coprophagic team.
1b) "Did you enjoy the coprophagic humor in 'The Help' when a discharged domestic worker in the book/movie prepared a pie from her own fecal excretions and fed it to her former employer?"
2a) When the wife returned home unexpectedly finding her husband lustily pumping his seed into the family's pet collie, all he could do was look back sheepishly with a coprophagic grin.
2b) Considering their winless season, their failure to score in several games, and their seemingly indifferent playing style, even the coach began badmouthing his own coprophagic team.
by Fatlips October 17, 2011
An (1) exclamation, (2) adjective, or (3)noun... connoting a circumstance of extreme disgust, repulsive in a sickening degree.
1. As an exclamation, it appropriately reacts to something seen as terribly revolting. Its origins may be onamatopoetic, approximating the sound of regurgitation or extreme gastric distress.
2. As an adjective, it describes a condition perceived as supremely nauseating.
3. As a noun, it is the situation itself that triggers revulsion.
An alternative spelling is bleurgh, pronounced more or less the same. It may be a British variation of "bleah," a similar American word with weaker intensity. Emphasis can come from affecting an altered intonation, sometimes comic, in speaking.
1. As an exclamation, it appropriately reacts to something seen as terribly revolting. Its origins may be onamatopoetic, approximating the sound of regurgitation or extreme gastric distress.
2. As an adjective, it describes a condition perceived as supremely nauseating.
3. As a noun, it is the situation itself that triggers revulsion.
An alternative spelling is bleurgh, pronounced more or less the same. It may be a British variation of "bleah," a similar American word with weaker intensity. Emphasis can come from affecting an altered intonation, sometimes comic, in speaking.
1a) Bleugh! Who crapped up the toilet seat?
b) Bleugh!!! If you're gonna be eating shit, please brush your teeth before trying to French kiss me.
c) BLEUGH, BLEUGH, BLEUGH! Never ever vomit in my stew again!
2a) That hateful witch, Nancy Pelosi, just spewed another bleugh diatribe.
b) Why are you making it sound so bleugh, haven't you farted out loud in church before?
c. Yes, it will be bleugh if some socialist asshole takes the White House. Just live with it.
3a) Honey, when you open that kid's diaper, you're gonna find a terrible bleugh.
b) What's this, the same old bleugh for supper again?
c) I'm trusting the MAGA crowd to fix the bleugh in DC; they can't make it any worse.
b) Bleugh!!! If you're gonna be eating shit, please brush your teeth before trying to French kiss me.
c) BLEUGH, BLEUGH, BLEUGH! Never ever vomit in my stew again!
2a) That hateful witch, Nancy Pelosi, just spewed another bleugh diatribe.
b) Why are you making it sound so bleugh, haven't you farted out loud in church before?
c. Yes, it will be bleugh if some socialist asshole takes the White House. Just live with it.
3a) Honey, when you open that kid's diaper, you're gonna find a terrible bleugh.
b) What's this, the same old bleugh for supper again?
c) I'm trusting the MAGA crowd to fix the bleugh in DC; they can't make it any worse.
by Fatlips January 14, 2020
MGM = male genital mutilation, ritual or pseudo therapeutic circumcision of penis foreskins, especially of boys incapable of giving knowledgeable consent. MGM leaves victims with decreased capacity for sexual enjoyment as adults, and sometimes a propensity to perpetuate similar mutilations in subsequent generations. Some claim MGM reduces AIDS infection risks, improves hygiene, and enhances aesthetic appearance. However, scientific evidence is either lacking or contrary. Aesthetic considerations are debatable, but the risk of infection, surgical error, and psychological scarring is irrefutable.
1. The young man thanked God his parents were too smart to be talked into MGM for him and his brothers.
2. MGM is the male counterpart of FGM (female genital mutilation), in that the boy's penis is butchered instead of the girl's clitoris.
3. I am happy to have survived my childhood intact (natural), untouched by MGM.
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2. MGM is the male counterpart of FGM (female genital mutilation), in that the boy's penis is butchered instead of the girl's clitoris.
3. I am happy to have survived my childhood intact (natural), untouched by MGM.
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by Fatlips May 15, 2009