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4.
A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.
Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.
by Tom LaBelle February 07, 2005
 
29.
A euphemism for getting called out or rejected for something asinine - usually a rule with no real consequences, other than having to re-do or correct something. Usually used in work contexts with vague 'office space' terminology.

The phrase's roots stem from minor car scratches or 'dings'. Minor annoyances that do not affect the performance of the car whatsoever.
"We got dinged for not testing this obvious workflow."

"They're going to ding us if we don't submit an approval form first."

"I was dinged when we played Jeopardy for not phrasing the answer in the form of a question."
by xtravar August 19, 2009
 
30.
1. the act of being knocked the hell out
2. the act of being the victim of a "one hitter quiter"
1. -watching a UFC bout and Chuck Liddel knock outs his opponent- DING BITCH!!!!
2. -watching Fight Quest, Kajukenbo, and Doug fighting his sparring fight head kicks his opponent and sends his ass to the ground- DING!!!!!
by MMA Specialist August 09, 2009
 
31.
1. exclamation used by noobs on an mmorpg when they level-up most commonly used in World of Warcraft.
2. Reference to the sound made by speakers in World of Warcraft when you gain a new level and out of the speakers comes an odd sound
3. less common, sound a church bell makes (seriously wtf who actually sees a church bell anymore
Bill {General 2.}: DING!!!
ted {General 2.}: noob...
{Bill has signed off.}
ted {Geberal 2.}: noob...
by Pyrazena; Blackwing lair May 29, 2009
 
32.
A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.
(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"
by dingmaster January 11, 2010
 
33.
the act of banging, fucking, sexing, making love, screwing, nailing ect ect.
(dinging) the current act of having sex.
dinging is not meant to produce a kid or fetus
dinging does NOT refer to adults having sex. just to teenagers having a good time.
when you ding, its a custom to text or call a previously named "dinging buddy" to let them know that you are, in fact, dinging.
NOTE: do NOT ding your dinging buddy. or let anyone get confused that you are. because obviously you arent
"they dinged in the backseat"
"she shouldnt ding her teacher"
"they dinged all night long, all over my body"
"lets go ding"
"i love dinging"
by LEMonmybody January 08, 2008
 
34.
A commonly used exclamation in MMORPGs to declare that you've gained a level. Started in EverQuest because whenever you gained a level, it made a loud "ding" noise.
<1337d00d> ding!
<Harrybalz> gratz
<swolb ynos> gratz
by Seer-of-Shadows September 01, 2004
 
35.
international sound for gay
wow i really like your pink shirt its quite fitting "DING"
by pusdio June 13, 2010