1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1


- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by Starpunk November 07, 2008
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A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas
G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...
by DDDD January 24, 2008
The penal area of a man's genitalia
Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls
by David Greiner May 06, 2005
A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
by moi April 20, 2004
A PENIS, usually quite tiny.
His dingdong was tiny, it made me giggle.
by Tjonez(nexopia) May 24, 2005
The sound a doorbell makes.
The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.
by stupdawg April 20, 2009
Idiot or penis

A silly word used to instigate fights.
"You're a fucking ding-dong"


"Suck my ding-dong, please"
by ZT June 09, 2005
1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron
1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.
by ananomus January 22, 2005

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