I accidentally clicked on gumtree in my favourites list and decided to have a flick through the classifieds. One message stood out. It was well written, from the soul and sounded like it was typed by a poet by the way it begged trust and truth, a truly great dind.

"I thought you said 'D-and-D,' not 'D-in-D.'"

"--What did you guys do last night?
--D-in-D.
--Ouch."