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1. Basically a Dill Doe. A deer with the body of a dill pickle. This is a well known internet meme, similar to ceiling cat, or nut sack squirl.
I googled dilldo accidentally and a picture of a deer pickle came up.
by shdwsclan August 02, 2009
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A rubber balloon like figure used as a replacement for a male's penis.
we used a dilldo at our sleepover.
i used the headbanger on the dilldo.
by Memmoo July 23, 2006
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it si a sex toy made to replace a mans dick. a dilldo comes in the shape of a mans dick. and is used like a mans dick. and if you are a very very unlucky person you will see a gay guy use one. but they are for people other then men.
O Ya. this way better they my boyfriends dick. its way longer. and harder...... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA. Dilldos are the best. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA.
by Mtooit October 18, 2007
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i was horny and hungry so i got a dilldo.
by hngsolo October 03, 2008
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a sex toy that is in the shape of a man's penis.
usually made for girls and some guys use them if they are gay.
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! this dilldo is making me wet! look! it is 12 in. long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! way better than a man!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOO YEA!! in and out in and out!!!!!
by bigtit June 26, 2007
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