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Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

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A dillus is a very short and slender penis.
his dillus resembled a popscicle stick,
Dillus by megatron. August 26, 2009

dillusional 

Confused. Under a false illusion of the truth. Misinformed.
Wrong about something obvious.
Philip said I was complicated, but he's so dillusional.
dillusional by Syldra August 28, 2006

dillusional 

The incorrect way of spelling "delusional" sometimes used while secretly snapchatting during long Charlie Brown rehearsals. People who use this word will believe that delusional is truly spelled d-i-l-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l, however, they are just suffering from a dill pickle hangover.
"OMG girl you are supes dillusional! OF COURSE you can't walk around on a sprained ankle!!!!"
dillusional by All about that Brase December 18, 2015

Dillusia 

Dillusia is another word that is similar to dillusional but a small differense sets it apart.
Doctor. "We have results that may be pointing to dillusia!" , "What!!, I have dillusia am I going to an asylum 'manic laugh' please get them out of me!!" Doctor. "No but you will be in phycology classes for a few years!"
Dillusia by Mr. Coolnivers June 9, 2018

Dillusion 

Don't be a Dillusion!
Dillusion by Haxsoft February 6, 2010
Vagina. (Etymology: Though "dillus" sounds like "dill," as in a variety of pickle, and therefore a potentially good name for a penis, its usage as a term for vagina came from a spontaneous Spoonerism of the name of actress Phyllis Diller. If that Spoonerism, "Dillus Filler," was defined as a term for a penis, then "dillus" must be a word for vagina.) Refer to the example for a handy way to remember its definition.
What does a dildo do? A dildo does dillus.
dillus by revilot May 30, 2006