dildocchio 

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.

Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!

dildocchio by sphincterella October 15, 2007

dildocio 

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos

This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!

dildocio by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012

dicnocchio 

A man who lies in the hopes of getting his dick wet.

That fool ryan is a plan old dicnocchio

dicnocchio by drew $ March 1, 2009