Dildo-Jockey
Dildo-Jockey by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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DILDO JOCKEY
One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
DILDO JOCKEY by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
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Dildo Joe
The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Kim Jong Un's Dildo
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Kim Jong Un's Dildo by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
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