Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.
by jmerriex March 2, 2013
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A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.
Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming cock fag...
by Dangis Kahn January 14, 2004
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1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.

2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.

3. Can be used as a random comment.
"Oh man, that sucks the dild."

"Go suck a dild."

"Dild."
by catastridphe July 17, 2006
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Want to play with my dild?
by PilsAreSad August 16, 2021
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The lazy way to say "Dildo".
Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild
by James January 3, 2004
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