When a man or boy pokes his pee hole.
Eg Yo, did u hear Mike is a dilch.
A "love child" (person who was concieved with their parents not being married) or a person with divored parents.
I heard Jimmy was a Dilch, his mom was pregnant in highschool!
Chewing tobacco or dip.
I need a pinch, hand me the dilch.
The ejaculate on a dildo after a woman pleasures herself
After Amanda was done screwing herself, her dildo was coverd in Dilch
Noun: A term used to describe the product of two words that have been merged together to form one word
Fried and chicken is fricken therefore the word 'fricken' is a dilch