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1.
shortened way to say 'dick head' great if you don't pronounce your h's.
ur such a diked mert!!!!
by Jennifer kk June 14, 2008
 
2.
The act of lesbianing
Ali and Molly diked up all the girls at the bar, the guys had no chance.
by sbarberizzly March 30, 2010
 
3.
when a person, usually a lesbian or scrawny male, spikes their hair. Forming ones hair in a way that would resemble that of a dike.
Carly diked her hair.
by mynoduesp69 November 11, 2009