Muh Dik (or 'my dick' in the plain English format) is an Afrocentric ebonic term that blacks and other African-Americans use to boast about their manhood, sexual appetite or sexual strength.
It's often used as a last-ditch effort to distract from the fact they are on the losing end of an argument or debate
It's often used as a last-ditch effort to distract from the fact they are on the losing end of an argument or debate
by DaveInTexas February 8, 2022
This isn't just a phrase, but also a belief or dogma, seemingly held in earnest by many. Based on stereotypes, Black people often either claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than White people. Hence the phrase gets ascribed to Black people. But White people, in turn, often claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than Asian people. Thus, the belief, if not the phrase verbatim, is perpetuated by people of various races. Anyone is prone to this fallacy.
Guy online #1: All Blacks do when they're losing an argument is muh dik.
Guy online #2: Hey, aren't you that guy that said Asians and Indians have small dicks?
Guy online #1: Yeah... so?
Guy online #2: That's a "muh dik" mentality right there. And unlike with Black people, it's not just a presumption or putting words into someone's mouth. You actually said it.
Guy onilne #1: Haha asian pp small hahaha
Guy online #2: Hey, aren't you that guy that said Asians and Indians have small dicks?
Guy online #1: Yeah... so?
Guy online #2: That's a "muh dik" mentality right there. And unlike with Black people, it's not just a presumption or putting words into someone's mouth. You actually said it.
Guy onilne #1: Haha asian pp small hahaha
by SamBissell June 16, 2023
Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.
The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.
The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.
The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.
The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.
Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.
Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?
Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?
by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003
A phrase uttered by blacks, referring to the size of their manhood or sexual prowess, and is often used to deflect the fact they are losing an argument or debate
by DaveInTexas February 8, 2022
An intentional misspelling of Floppy Disk to give a pun to the Floppy Disk and a Floppy Male Genital, which is also misspelled as "Diks."
A Floppy Diks is used to store 1.4 Megabytes of data.
A Healthy Dik, however, can store hundreds of Terabytes of data.
A Healthy Dik, however, can store hundreds of Terabytes of data.
by Liltle January 28, 2021
Dik Cok is a mockery of the social media app Tik Tok. People who despise the app or don’t like it and the people on it can call it Dik Cok. It’s essentially just a funny way to say Tik Tok.
Person 1: “yo how many followers do you have on your little Dik Cok”
Person 2: “ It’s called Tik Tok thank you very much!”
Person 2: “ It’s called Tik Tok thank you very much!”
by Funnyhamsterboi April 8, 2020
Look at those dik hedz from urban dictionary missing out on another cool word that means something awesome, must be those fucking mason pricks at it again
by Myster Vbody April 20, 2018