diffuser

a code name for asshole

"oh yea! shove it in my diffuser daddy!"

by yaboymemelord January 06, 2018

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aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.

Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.

by Bloopure April 02, 2024

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Diffuse

Using the pathological male brain as a defense in order to defend from an attacker. Usually a good thing to do if you know the attacker is just a friend who is heated in the moment and you feel a fight is more or less unproductive. Also can be done through yelling at each other first then talking things out afterwards.

Cody: *stab*

Chase: *emotionally touches cody through tone of voice to trigger extreme love from cody which is a symptom of borderline personality disorder* *grabs knife while caught off guard* I just diffused.

by Naukloster July 05, 2018

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LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013

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