Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
by J Malik January 30, 2006
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Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.
Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*
by sicgirl August 23, 2007
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When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.
I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
by Plummdogg October 14, 2020
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A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.
I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.
by arnie123 January 30, 2019
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Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.
"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating
by Bookworm Beauty February 17, 2019
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When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.
by vine-whip November 12, 2011
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