didgeridon't 

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3

Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.

didgeridon't by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

didgeridon't 

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

didgeridon't by Telephony September 12, 2016

didgeridon't 

A request to annoying busking hippies.

After enduring half an hour of atonal unaboriginal droning, I finally went over to the be-dreadlocked raga muffin and politely said "Please, dude, didgeridon't!".

didgeridon't by napalicious July 4, 2008

Didgeridoo me throat mate 

Australian slang for a throat fuck

Justin : Fancy a Barbie tonight mate?

Paul : Yeah be there @ 7

Justin : Great, don’t be late to didgeridoo me throat mate!

“Fuck yeah, didgeridoo me throat”

Didgeridoo me throat mate by JangelinaMcCuntea May 20, 2019

see-through didgeridoo 

An Australian slang word for a glass pipe tipicaly used for smoking meth, ice or crack

Wanna come round and play the see-through didgeridoo?

see-through didgeridoo by Bridingdirty February 27, 2019

Whacking the didgeridoo 

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

Whacking the didgeridoo by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

The Didgeridoo 

When a person performs oral sex without the need to pause as they are breathing through the nose, while making rhythmic sounds.

X did the didgeridoo on me, didn’t even come up to breathe.

The Didgeridoo by Plucked Chook June 5, 2023