diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

by Dave March 28, 2003

diddums

diddums British
interjection
HUMOROUS
an expression which seems sympathetic but which really means the opposite
"I hurt my finger." "Ah diddums!"

(A) "Our children want to play in the mud." "Diddums!"
(B) They have decided to take part in the marathon in their holidays." "Oh diddums!"
(C) "The neighbors on the third floor are at it again." "Ah diddums!"

by Dave888 December 20, 2002

diddums

A sexual act wherein one partner deposits fecal matter on the other persons chest. See Cleveland steamer.

That chick was really freaky and wanted me to diddums after blowing me.

by hb0mb October 9, 2006

Diddums

A sarcastic remark for when something doesn't go someone's way. Generally following the word Aww.

"I can't buy any Chocolate"
"Aww, Diddums"

by LZ Stealth April 10, 2010

Diddums

What you would say if someone is talking about a stupid problem they have and you want to mock them

Allison: “My dad got me a red Gwagon but I wanted a black one”
Sam: “Awh diddums, poor you”

by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019