2 definitions by coconut scones❤️

Ass-wipe

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone

“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”

by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

Diddums

What you would say if someone is talking about a stupid problem they have and you want to mock them

Allison: “My dad got me a red Gwagon but I wanted a black one”
Sam: “Awh diddums, poor you”

by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019