Did I ask?

The most overrated comeback EVER.

Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.

by Moonsun Bleach :> February 2, 2022

Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

by 😼 🙄🤚🏽 😗✌🏽 🧸💜 November 23, 2020

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

by jaikaii March 24, 2022

Did i ask

A comeback to basically anything and a mood killer

Person 1: i won my basketball game today. Person 2: Did I ask

by UR MOM THE THIRD February 15, 2022

Did I wait?

Did I wait?
I looked for you
over and over
Just to have a chance
to understand
Everything.

Did I wait? Probably sitting on the stairs for 3 hours.. now I don't know what I am waiting for
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 12, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023

Did I ask

"Did I ask?". Usually said when someone says "No" after you tell them to do something.

(e.g. "Let's go swimming" "No Thanks" "Did I ask?")

by J Diane Riley December 5, 2006

did i typo

Similar to "did I stutter?". But used when chatting online.

"You fucking bish."

"What did you say?"

"Did I typo?"

by makachilli April 25, 2008