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Dinophobe 

1. A person with a fear or distaste for dinosaurs.

2. A person who does not like the movie Jurassic Park.

3. One opposed to dinosaur marriage.
Person 1: So, do you like Jurassic Park?
Person 2: Hell no!
Person 1: What are you , some kind of dinophobe?
Dinophobe by OriginalDino February 21, 2010

Dickophobia 

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.
Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!
Dickophobia by Boluptuous June 9, 2009
Irrational fear or contempt for homosexual men.
Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.
dickphobe by Puds Hair February 10, 2006

Dickophobia 

The state of being scared of dicks and sexual activity that involves a dick
That thot has dickophobia because her boyfriend is uncircumcised.
Dickophobia by Worm dance October 15, 2019
n.- An individual (usu. a woman) who has an intense fear of dicks due to aversion to, or lack of sexual experience.
1. I know Jenna's a virgin, but if she doesn't quit being such a dickphobe, then she'll be doomed to be one forever!

2. I swear Delilah is concealing her own morals about sexual intercourse by remonstrating to her peers that her parents are extremely puritanical and austere. She's the one who thinks sex out of wedlock is reprehensible. What a dickphobe!

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).
A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.
Dictaphone by JaaagMan November 6, 2012