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29.
1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"
i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead
by gregnarkill December 06, 2006
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1.
1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.
by Rusty616 October 11, 2006
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2.
A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
by George March 16, 2003
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3.
A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
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4.
Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.
by jr3117 September 08, 2006
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5.
1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant
Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!
by PamieLynne May 17, 2005
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6.
Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game
Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me
by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013
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7.
a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool
this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed
by fcm09 August 01, 2009
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