dickulator
A combination of a calculator and a dictionary. A term commonly used by high school geometry students.
dickulator by Dickulator69 October 14, 2009
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dickulator
Heather
“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les
“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”
“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les
“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”
dickulator by HBombD May 15, 2022
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Dickanator
1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.
Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.
I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.
I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.
Dickanator by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009
Dicktator
Dicktator by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016
Dicktator
Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!
Dicktator by theopressed11 July 19, 2009
dicktatorship
Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009
DICKtatorship
Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010
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