dicktop 

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.

LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth

dicktop by graymalkin May 7, 2009

dicktop 

A desktop computer primarily used for porn. Very much like faptop

I'm so glad I have a dicktop, my girl didn't finish me.

dicktop by Dillon Jay March 10, 2008

dictopus 

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

dictopus by Syscon May 24, 2017

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009

dickton 

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

dickton by robopath January 10, 2009

dickopede 

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

dickopede by ken power September 5, 2007

Dicktown, USA 

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.

My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!

Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019