A dictionary about dicks
by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019
The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed
Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?
by Marky Mark Fa Sho July 11, 2008
When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.
by Prezodent Nixon January 20, 2011
by Hellersyez May 3, 2013
A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.
X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
by Neal79 July 27, 2010
Jose: Sophie could i borrow your dictionary?
Sophie: NO! get your own.
Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!
Sophie: NO! get your own.
Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!
by Jose Jose Jose October 19, 2008