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Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.
by Melong November 25, 2007
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sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
by Prego Midget December 25, 2003
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ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003
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1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze
by Mussolini23 April 28, 2010
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bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???
by ironmankkk January 15, 2011
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Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.
i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze
by A beastly beast Jf March 15, 2009
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When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
by Russian73 November 24, 2007
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