Dickrieg 

A unexpected barrage of unnecessarily cruel dickish insults or remarks launched against a weaker individual. The Dickrieg is among the most powerful tactics available to a Dick.

That handsome blonde haired German Dick is unleashing a Dickrieg on that Polish kid over there.

Dickrieg by fatty fatty two by four March 25, 2010

dickrigulous 

used by people in place of ridiculous

(mostly people who are dickstracted])

you are being completely dickrigulous right now!

dickrigulous by blakbird September 7, 2005

dickweight 

Someone who is a complete and utter liability and is someone who spends way too much time doing things that get proven useless almost immediately.

ProZD - when your party member dies permanently (YouTube)

Lysanderoth - "King Dragon sends his regards."

shoots Archibald, sad music starts playing

Dennis - "Archibald, no!"

cut to Archibald dying

Dennis - "You can't die!"

Archibald - "It's ok, Dennis, it'll be ok."

Dennis (crying) - "I put my best equipment on you!"

sad music stops, cuts to Archibald

Archibald - "What?"

sad music resumes,

Dennis (still crying) - "I got you one thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!"

Archibald - "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Dennis (STILL CRYING) - "I level-grinded you for hours!"

Archibald - "You are a dickweight."

dickweight by arihdyasn February 1, 2021