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Dicksuckery 

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
Dicksuckery by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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Dickfuckery 

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"
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dickfuckery 

Mischievous "griefing" behavior, with an intent to cause trouble. Similar meaning to "fuckery," but with more malice.
Oh, we got into all sorts of dickfuckery last night. Drank malt liquor, peed in a copcar, called some cheeleaders fat... good times.
dickfuckery by Ubiquitousnewt July 15, 2011

dicktuckery 

"What sort of dicktuckery is this?"

...as one would say whilst walking in on a room full of guys playing ass games or wearing women's clothes a la Buffalo Bill in silence of the lambs (the scene where he tucks his dick behind his legs and acts like a woman when the fat chick is in the well).

dicknicker 

One who braises tip of dick
(As John brushes past Paul's pants with his hand) John did you just touch Paul's dick? John you are a genuine dicknicker
dicknicker by OogaBoogaman26 April 8, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026