look up any word, like blumpkin:

2 definitions by lyradius

 
1.
When your girlfriend texts your wife thinking it's you. like Bret Favre or Tiger Woods.
She just thumbled the invite.
by lyradius August 10, 2011
 
2.
Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.
Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.
by Lyradius February 17, 2013