Skip to main content

Definitions by lyradius

dicklash 

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
I got dicklash after I lost my woody.
dicklash by lyradius February 12, 2014

Pee Polish 

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.
Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.
Pee Polish by lyradius February 17, 2013
When your girlfriend texts your wife thinking it's you. like Bret Favre or Tiger Woods.
Thumble by lyradius August 14, 2011