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2 definitions by lyradius

When your girlfriend texts your wife thinking it's you. like Bret Favre or Tiger Woods.
She just thumbled the invite.
by lyradius August 10, 2011
Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.
Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.
by Lyradius February 17, 2013