3 definitions by jojoker

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n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.
I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.
by jojoker March 01, 2010

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v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.
The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.
by jojoker March 16, 2010

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To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.
Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.
by jojoker May 25, 2011

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