dickfuld 

dickfuld: 1. v. to pass the blame on someone else for one's own failings. 2. n. someone who blames his failures on other people or events, much like Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers blaming the government for letting Lehman Brothers fail even though he was the moron who transformed Lehman into an excessively risky bank to begin with.

"Darn, I gotta find someone to dickfuld for me not being able to file my taxes on time." or "Sorry, I don't mean to be a dickfuld, but if you had done a better job keeping me away from those little Thai transsexual prostitutes, I wouldn't have gotten AIDS."

dickfuld by ohstallion September 13, 2009

dickhold 

A man that fondles his penis because no one else will do it for him.

Mike is such a dickhold since he became single

dickhold by Chrisfromwis October 19, 2006

dick-fold 

A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.

The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.

It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.

Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."

Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."

dick-fold by Arshad GGR February 10, 2012

Dicknold 

a player who goes by the name Dicknold is a teamkiller in online games such as Battlefield 2. Also spamming the radio and being on the arab team is most common for this player.

The road to jalalabad is his favorite map

- Dicknold stood in the way of a teamplayers tank and punished the player for a team kill.

- Dicknold plants C4 under an unaware teammate sniper and detonates the explosives so the player falls to his death regardless of friendly fire being disabled.

- Dicknold gets permabanned for too many teamkills.

- Dicknold changes his name to fagnold.

Dicknold posts messages on the carried away "ramming stomach" can be found on google.

waff.. Woo bad!

Dicknold by Pignold May 3, 2008

Dickholder 

A derogatory term used to describe homosexual males who as the name suggests, enjoy holding dick.

*Roy walks down to the dock*

Roy: What’s up, Dickholders?
Youcef & Singh: Heya Roy!

Dickholder by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 23, 2010

Dickfooding 

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

Dickfooding by ElFanum December 19, 2022

dickfolio 

a folder on a phone, flash drive, or computer that contains photographs of ex-boyfriends or random people's dicks. . .

Friend: Here's the picture from the beach.
<<hands phone to you, accidently press button>>
You: Whoa, Ashton. . .Um, I just found your secret dickfolio. . .

dickfolio by wolfman691 October 18, 2009