You are such a dickbite!
by Kevin S. March 31, 2004
a person that does something purposely to piss you off
Did you just see that dick bite pull out in front of you?
by Jelloman |..|(~_~)|..| January 25, 2009
frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.
by greg9255 March 07, 2016