Doggy style sex. Before climax, give her a donkey punch. While she is knocked out, roll her over and shoot your load on her tits. Then lick the jizz off her tits. When she wakes up, snowball the cum in her mouth.
It was the middle of Summer in Pheonix, but she still got hit with an Indy Snowball.
frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.