Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 27, 2004

Dickbeat

When your dick feels like it's beating like a heart

Looking at that fine ass makes my dickbeat fast

by 4kshay August 30, 2015

Dickbeater

Somebody's hands

Gets your dickbeater away from my French fries.

by Billy bigballz September 20, 2018

dickbeater

a worthless, douche that has nothing better to do with his time but sit around and beat his dick. An ass wipe that fucks girls over and feels like they are better than every one.

"That guy is a fucking dickbeater"

by LinRae April 15, 2010

Dickbeat

Meaning you would do something fairly quickly.

I would have taken that shit in a dickbeat.

by Ayebee Gee July 1, 2004

dickbeater

Someone who faps too much.

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004