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Dickaplegic 

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
Related Words

dick appled 

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.
You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

Dicknapped 

When a hookup’s dick is so bomb that you’re captivated and coming back for more. This is purely based on physical attraction to the dick, and nothing about the one who has the dick.
Friend 1: “My hookup was so good last night that I’ve totally been dicknapped.”
Friend 2: “So when are you guys hooking up again?”
Dicknapped by meatloaf536 May 24, 2019

Dickapedia 

A person constantly reminding you of Wikipedia articles, and usually has no friends and follows people around
That Fucking nerd is being a dickapedia for reciting all those Wikipedia articles
Dickapedia by freonjake April 14, 2009

dicknapped 

When a women uses some unbelievable explanation as to why she got her man pregnant in order to get him to settle down with her.
She told me she didn't "know" that antibiotics messed with birth control. She dicknapped me.
dicknapped by the gon May 25, 2018

Disappled 

To be rendered incapable of functioning in the real world without the use of apps.
Hey - Nafe broke his phone and now he's completely disappled.
Disappled by FanWanDango August 27, 2014