Dickaplegic 

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.

Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"

Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Dickable 

Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.

"Did you get a taste of those Dr. Samuel Tran's Corn Fed Wood Fired Dickables?"

"Hey...my dog doesn't Hev any Melk in his Pellowcase..."

Dickable by PAWUM October 20, 2009

dicknipple 

a nipple long enough to be a penis. Or simply a strange, nonexistant, birth defect.

Charles: My god, I've got dicknipples.
Peter: Might I suckle from yon teat?
Charles: Please.

dicknipple by Peter Charleston March 29, 2005

dicknipples 

nipples that seem to have a head much like that of a circumsized penis.

Yeah, Michelle's got those huge tits, but I heard she's got the dicknipples.

dicknipples by kid_a January 20, 2009

dickpletz 

When your package is wet and you dip your balls and cock in sugar so the whole things covered then have some sexy time with the bitch from the well.

Man, last night was fucking insane! I gave that bitch a dickpletz and cut dat pussy up.

dickpletz by Pandy Goimalowe January 11, 2009

dickalley

vagina,anus,mouth,etc.

Anywhere a whore will take a cock is considered a "dickalley"

When you get drunk, any old dickalley will do!

dickalley by oldickalley August 6, 2009

Dickalect 

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.

Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.

Dickalect by operand September 28, 2010