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An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

dickamonas by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010

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dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

dickmonstrole by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

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Dickamasala

Dickamasala is the best meal ever! I mean.. what the fuck is better than dick and spicy chicken! And wallah, together they make a dickamasala!

«I am hungry!»
«what do you want to eat?»
«I Want some dickamasala»

Dickamasala by Bishnr1 October 9, 2018

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DICKAMOBAO

DICKAMOBAO, a sex type in a way where it Is not comfortable for either the male or female

DICKAMOBAO by I suck. December 19, 2019

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dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.

"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna

dickmonster by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008

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dictamonary

A version of the dictionary that consists of words made up, but are a spawn of a real word.

The word dictamonary is the made up word for dictionary.
The word bikinki is the made up word for bikini.

dictamonary by jadechick239 July 14, 2009

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Dickamnesia

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.

Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

Dickamnesia by Carmilythoughts May 9, 2018

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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