dick weasel 

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

dick weasel by toast455 July 19, 2005

Dick weasel 

we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel

person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''

Dick weasel by Midnight clam September 30, 2019

Dick Weasel 

A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.

Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.

Dick Weasel by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009

Dick Weasel 

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.

Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.

Dick Weasel by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009

Dick weasel 

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

Dick weasel by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Dick weasel 

A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general

Wow WHAT A DICK WEASEL

Dick weasel by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021

Dick Weasel 

A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual

Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...

Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome

Dick Weasel by Tequila Mockingbird October 16, 2008