Dick Satchel 

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

Dick Satchel by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

duckstache 

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

duckstache by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011

dickstache 

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

dickstache by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

Dickstache 

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

Dickstache by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Dickstacted

Dickstracted.distacted by a fine girl.

That fool got dickstacted and left us.

Dickstacted by Motaknova817 April 3, 2020

dickstache 

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

dickstache by Cryptic July 11, 2005