A man is so in love with dicks he cant spend one minute without being next to one.
Dude some hobo I met, I thought he was cool, but he was just some lame Dick mongerer
by asian inductee June 5, 2010
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Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.
-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...
by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009
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The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.
dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!
by The Vegimite November 5, 2007
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