1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.
-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-yeah, what a dick monger
A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.
Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.
A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me
one who is beyond the gayest of gays
you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger
One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat
That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!